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Post by ax on Jan 21, 2007 13:16:18 GMT -5
THE SAFEST PLACE
How to stay safe in the world today.
1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. So, above all else, avoid hospitals.
BUT... You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
...And....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
So...for SAFETY'S sake - Attend church, and read your Bible! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
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Post by Administrator on Jan 21, 2007 19:22:12 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by corinna on Jan 23, 2007 14:57:19 GMT -5
lol
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Post by songbird on Jan 31, 2007 18:00:58 GMT -5
;D that is soo funny. I so agree, lol!!!
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Post by Administrator on Feb 8, 2007 11:17:21 GMT -5
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Post by beautifulryan05 on Mar 8, 2007 19:52:27 GMT -5
That is so true! Even if you died in church what better way to go than Praising God?!
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Post by Administrator on Mar 9, 2007 12:14:05 GMT -5
That is true, beautifulryan!
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Post by corinna on Mar 18, 2007 10:05:07 GMT -5
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Post by prayerwarrior77 on Jun 4, 2007 18:17:18 GMT -5
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Post by silverwings on Jun 6, 2007 9:15:22 GMT -5
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